MUISSA: THE PRODUCT OF DISEASED MINDS.
And so it came to pass that the school of Insane Students, which is a not- very -wild guess for the acronym IS, was considered the best in the whole wide’ compass’. Nobody could tell whether the ‘compass’’ magnet operated normally or deviated wildly from the norm. Everywhere you asked, they told you that the school was the crème de la crème of Moi University. Moi itself, as a university was considered the best among the (aging) Moi institutions countrywide.
In case you do not get the drift, the right honorable president moi was a teacher back in the days when primary school pupils wore multicolored attire at school due to the presence of a big wealth of rags in the country. Back in ‘dem days’,maziwa ya nyayo na watoto wa maziwa was a pipedream so thin a trickle of dirty water couldn’t make it through. This Moi man was a godsend,im telling you. When he chucked up chalk in rural Kenya free maziwa was a thing of the distant future. He was a Daniel, and me thinks that the biblical namesake was just his nemesis, an herald of things(read maendeleo)to come.
Back to our IS. it so happened that the chancellor of Harvard and all other universities in the world and also in the universe at large flew in to personally hand the IS leaders,MUISSA,the’ mental ‘of leadership. And thus the school became the largest,most developed in the uncardinal points of the compass at Kesses.Of course, mathematics had proved that engineering was the best course, but who cares about engineering when we could do jeering, auctioneering and leering in our beloved IS?
MUISSA,that insane product of a diseased mind was voted the biggest single corruption entity in the world of Kisses, or Kesses,whatever that is.
Miussa is a godsend,im telling you.i know, many comrades complain that voting is done in buckets and cartons. But surely you can see the effort they put in going all over themselves and over the ‘compass’, collecting waste buckets and a carton to facilitate voting.Comrades,how can you be so heartless?didnt you see how our leaders put themselves at the mercy of mashoka and his assumed accomplices, by trekking around at night begging for votes,and even paying miserly coins for votes they never get.
MUISSA,this writer is with you .All those students complaining about your styles of leadership(whatever those are, of whi ch you have legion)are just insecure freakshows sent by your enemies,who have poured money to finish you off.And even though the comrades keep chiding you,just know that even the good book(which I doubt you even read) agrees thet even prophets are not accepted in their own homes.I can swear now and here that nobody is going to push you off your chair,or whatever it is you have been sitting on since you were ‘ legally’ elected.
The comrades keep accusing you of embezzling funds,but you are saints,and you are innocent.For have the accusers provided evidence that any funds were even collected?And weren’t fundraisers disallowed by his excelleny the former president?youpoor things!Dont the comrades realize that you never embezzle,that you only safely keep money in your personal accounts because the legal channels can no longer be trusted?They just don’t get it.
Jackson nyika
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